• weloveshortvideos:

    Short people be like

    (via spookymight)

  • dajo42:

    "you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

    (via eleaun)

  • so I googled skeletons and



    "no my love, you cannot go off to war"

    "but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"


    "against the fuckboys

    (via dapperskeleton)

  • nikkibelladonna:




    People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
    Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

    Why would you cultivate the end of your life?—there are so many alternatives to shit-food.

    yes but Death is Still Coming

    going gluten free won’t get you out of the skeleton war

    (via pollums)

  • mostly-perfect:

    So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

    (via ktshy)

    • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
    • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
  • Costume DesignThe Fifth Element (1997)

    by Jean Paul Gaultier

    (via sandorclegane)

  • lucifurby:

    ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

    (via droilandmrhyde)

  • masalamermaid:

    "youre in college! You dont have to ask for your parents’ permission anymore!!!"


    (via karmindy)

  • obviously im doing something right

  • clairewendlingblog:

    Tribute to henrich kley, quick sketch for #inktober 11, no time for more yesterday, and i’m still in late!

    (via potatofarmgirl)

  • meat-vendor:

    your classes are going to get nerfed, some of your professions are going to become obsolete, and your hard work towards certain goals will come to a glaring halt but who cares we’re all going to look hot tomorrow

    (via macky-z)

  • shineira:



    Truth lies just beneath the surface by “Sarmati”

    In Slavic mythology, the rusalki were fish-women, who lived at the bottom of rivers. In the middle of the night, they would walk out to the bank and dance in meadows. If they saw handsome men, they would fascinate them with songs and dancing, mesmerize them, then leading them away to the river floor to their deaths.

    (A World of Fantasy)

    hes about to be drafted into the skeleton army

    Shed your fuckboy skin and join us

    (Source: , via dapperskeleton)

  • kaseysellingseashells:


    if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years


    (via foxboros)